Welcome, you rascals! Welcome to the Dukes’ brand new home! Thanks for dropping by!
Our home is your home, of course, so please do make yourselves comfortable while you’re here. Feel free to wander round and poke about in all the corners. There are lots of them.
Can we get you anything while you’re here? Tea? Coffee? Something stronger? Anything else you need? What about a Dukes T-shirt? There’s a shop around here somewhere. Not sure where. At the end of a secret passage concealed behind a bookcase, probably. Try pulling that first edition copy of ‘The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists’ from the library shelves. Or, if you’re in a hurry, just click on the button labelled ‘SHOP’.
We’re excited to announce that the new album, BAR FIGHTS & TUPPENNY UPRIGHTS will be available on CD and download via the shop very soon, so don’t be a stranger. And bring your mates next time. Your friends are our friends…
Laters ‘taters! We loves yer!