For reasons best known to himself, JB’s recently recorded his own spoken-word album – and it’s available now! WIFE ON MARS, he’s called it. Daft. It’s difficult not to feel sorry for him. Quite how he managed to persuade Lee Martin (Blue Stragglers) and Stu Brand (Four King Hell) to lend their mercurial talents to this ludicrous project is quite puzzling. Blackmail would be the obvious conclusion. If, in what could only be a moment of weakness, curiosity should get the better of you, the WIFE ON MARS CD album is available for purchase via the SHOP button on this very website. £6.50. FREE UK P&P. Appalling.